It's not hard to fall, when you float like a cannonball...

Love taught me to lie, Life, it taught me to die

I haven't updated for AGES! Stupid AOL was playing up. Grrr! LOL!

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SO Lizzie, Stacey and Kirstie came over earlier, to fill me in on all the gossip. lol. Kirstie has a fair few of the teachers after her to give her a detention or some other stupid 'punishment' because she told our supply teacher in food tech that she's fat...which is true, but not the sort of thing you should tell a teacher to their face's, just behind their back. Anyways she's a bitch as well as fat so I suppose she shouldn't be punished for pointing out obvious facts. haha. And apparently there's a new kid, and he has an afro, Stacey said she thinks he's quite cute, which means she fancied him.She fancies everyone!
And our headteacher has been chasing more people again, he's such a twat.

Desperate Housewives was soooooo good last night! <3

I'm so glad Felicity won an award at the golden globe awards, she deserved it. :D I wish Marcia had won one too but I can't have everything my own way, unfortunately :p I can't wait until tomorrow, the new series of DH starts, and I'm sad so I'm getting really excited about it, even though I've already seen it.

Whenever my mum turns the news on it always seems to go on about perverts. Eww.

Anyways, I feel like making a desperate housewives music video. I'm sad like that.


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Okies, that's rather weird :/

I hate my leg
Grr.. I want to chop my leg off. I've torn a ligament in it and crutches are annoying. LOL!

I'll probably have to go back to shitty school tomorrow :( But at least I'll get out of P.E. on Tuesday which is good I suppose.

THE CHRISSIE-ETTES RULE! End of. lol I know I'm strange

survey for the year
in 2005 I:

() stayed single the whole year.
( ) got your first kiss
(x) kissed someone new
( ) made-out for the first time
( ) made-out in/on a car
( ) kissed in the snow
(x) kissed in the rain
(x) fell in love
(x) fell in love with a fool
( ) had your heart broken
( ) broke someone else's heart
(x) had a stalker
(x) had a good relationship with someone
( ) questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet
( ) gotten pregnant
( ) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
( ) gotten married
( ) had a divorce
( ) had a gay marriage
( ) kissed someone of the same sex
(x) dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
( ) lost your true love
( ) lost faith in love
(x) kissed under miseltoe


( ) got a promotion
( ) got a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
( ) got straight A's ~ I got straight Fs
(x) met one teacher you really like
(x) met one teacher you really hated
( ) found the subject you love
(x) failed a class
(x) cut class
(x) skipped school
(x) got into a fight with a classmate
(x) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
( ) gave the teachers a reason to teach
(x) proved yourself an idiot
(x) embaressed yourself in front of the class
( ) fell in love with a teacher
( ) got a lead in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
(x) got sent to the office


(x) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
( ) ran a mile
(x) listened to music you couldn't stand
( ) double-dipped
( )skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
( ) went to camp
(x ) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
(x ) flirted shamelessly
(x) visited a foreign country
(x) visted a foreign state
(x) cooked a disasterous meal
(x) lost something important to you
(x) got a gift you adore
(x) realized something new about yourself
( ) went on a diet
( ) tried to gain weight ~ I spent the entire year trying to loose weight...didnt work, im now fatter than I was at the begining of 2005
(x ) dyed your hair
(x) came close to losing your life
(x) someone close to you died
(x)went to a party
(x) drank alchohol
(x) drank alchohol underage
( ) did (a) drug(s)
(x) got drunk
( ) got arrested
(x) read a great book
(x) saw a great movie
( ) saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
(x) saw your favorite band/artist live
( ) saw someone famous in person ~ I saw mickey mouse!!! and minnie, and a lot of others
(x) did something you want to tell everyone
(x) enjoyed this year overall. - half of it anyway

boring entry
So I did absolutely nothing today, well I watched Eastenders and my DH DVD's again, but that's what I did on friday too, oh well.

But I have vodddkkkka for tonight! :D

Anyways I'm going for dinner now, I'm starving!

Yeah I'm bored...

1. Time of starting? 5.49

2. Were you named after anyone? DOn't think so.

3. Do you wish on stars? Nope

4. When did you last cry? Erm, can't even remember!

5. Do you like your hand writing? It's okay I guess

6. What is your favourite lunch meat? Um, chicken?lol

7. What is the most embarrassing CD on your shelf? Britney Spears...I would chuck it out, but my sister loves her and my mum's ordered me to keep it, or else... lol

8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Dunno

9. Are you a daredevil? If I want to be

10. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? No.

11. How do you release anger? By hitting walls, Lol, and listening to loud music

12. Where is your second home? my mate, Lizzie's

13. Do you trust others easily? Nope.

14. What was your favourite toy as a child? barbie I think. *oh the shame

15. What class in school / uni do you think is totally useless? R.E.

16. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yep

17. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? No

18. What do you look for in a guy? A Nigel Harman lookalike ;) lol

19. Would you do a bungee jump? Maybe

20. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No

21. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? Chocolate or Vanilla

22. What's your favourite colour? Purple

23. What is your least favourite thing? Perverts. Lol And mondays. And Early mornings. I could go on forever

24. How many people do u have a crush on right now? well non celebrity wise 1. lol.

25. What do you miss most right now? dunno

26. What colour underwear are you wearing? Black

28. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Red

29. What is the weather like right now? Blood freezing!

30. Last person you talked to on the phone? Lisa

31. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? No comment... ;) Lol!

32. What is your fave part of yourself? Erm, no idea

34. Favourite drink? Lucozade! It's the ebst drink like ever!

35. Favourite alcoholic drinks? vodka & coke, vodka & orange, basically anything with vodkam lol

36. Natural hair colour? Brown

37. Eye colour? Brown

38. Wear contacts? nope

39. Siblings? Sister

40. Favourite month? August... don't have to go to school all month then!

41. Favourite food? Chinese

42. Last movie you watched? What lies beneath

43. Favourite day of the year? My birthday

44. Scary movies or happy endings? Both, mostly scary movies though

45. Summer or winter? summer

46. Hugs or kisses? Both :p

47. What is the funniest thing you have ever seen? Loads! Um, when me and my mate's went shopping on my birthday, when we came back about to get off the train, me and Lizzie got off and just as Becky was about to get off the doors closed and she got stuck on the train, lol! Anyways, Becky started banging on the train door, and as the train went off Lizzie ran after it shouting 'BECKY!!!!!' at the top of her voice waving her arms around, and I nearly collapsed laughing

48. What is the wildest night you have ever had? Lizzie's b-day party last year I think, she invited a load of people around and we all got pissed and had to do these dares, Lizzie had to have her head flushed down a toilet, and I ate soil, and there were loads others but I won't go into them...LOL!

49. Which celebrity are you most like? No Idea

50. What book/magazine are you reading at the moment? Sharon Osbourne's Autobiography

Okies, Windows Movie Maker is so bloody annoying! Grrr! I'm trying to make a music video on it and it keeps freezing, it even screws up when I try to save it. But whateve, I'm just gonna calm down, then maybe it will behave itself when I stop shouting abuse at it, Lol.

'This Woman's Work' is an amazing song, I think I have an obsession with it, I'm always listening to it. lol I'm weird, but it's a fantabulous song.

Anyways, I'm off to kick some Movie Maker butt. *nods*

Soundtrack of your life
Opening credits: Girls just wanna have fun – Cyndi Lauper

Waking up: Welcome to my truth - Anastacia

Average day: Is it coz I'm cool - Mousse T :lol:

First date: Crazy In Love - Beyonce

Falling in love: True Colours - Cyndi Lauper

Love scene: Sunshine - Gabrielle

Fight scene: In the end

Breaking up: Cannonball – Damien Rice

Getting back together: Lemar – Another day

Secret love: If you're not the One - Daniel Beddingfield

Life's okay: The Reason - Hoobastank

Mental breakdown: Every little bit hurts – Alicia Keys

Driving: I drove all night - Cyndi Lauper

Learning a lesson: Sometimes you can’t make it on your own - U2

Deep thought: Silent all these years – Tori Amos

Flashback: Because or you – Kelly Clarkson

Partying: Destiny's Child - Bootylicious

Happy dance: Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice

Regreting: This woman’s work – Kate Bush

Long night alone: Without you – Mariah Carey

Death scene: Metallica – Fade to Black

Closing credits: Bitch – Meredith Brooks


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